Video from a security camera in Turuntayevo, Russia captured a drunk man trying to rob a convenience store with a toy gun. The idiot thief can be heard slurring his words as he wobbles back and forth, trying to hold up the store while barely holding himself up. At one point he leans over the counter to grab a bottle of vodka, then topples over, seemingly stuck with his legs in the air. Eventually another customer enters the store and finds the perpetrator stuck in his unfortunate state. The customer takes in the scene, then runs out of the store, possibly spotting the fake gun. Police eventually tracked the robber to his home and found him drinking to stolen bottle of vodka.
