She raised a holy stink.
Laura Miniard, 26, was slapped with a felony charge of desecration after she allegedly pooped on the altar of a chapel at the Good Samaritan Hospital in Cincinnati on Saturday, Fox 19 reported.
The scatological suspect then wiped herself using a fabric runner and used a picture from the chapel to smear her feces on the table, according to court documents cited by the outlet.
Miniard was booked into the Hamilton County Jail with a bond set at $2,500 and is set to appear in court on May 25.
Authorities did not disclose a motive for the revolting crime of o-poo-tunity.
